Monthly Archives: February 2016

How We Became Talking Hands: A Continuation of the Flag Reaper

 

By Potato and Potaghto (previously known as Lavender and Allison)

Red Text= Nicky speaking

Brown Text= Wrap speaking

Green Text= Potato speaking

Blue Text= Potaghto speaking

You are probably wondering how we became talking hands- mmmmm tasty- Potato not now because you didn’t know that we became talking hands in the first place because we never told you because we never ate you-makes sense to meWe were originally ghosts and now we are- hey, who’s that- we are- hey, I asked you a question- we are- hunky dorey- NOT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  We are now even funnier- hey, can I eat your hand for a mid- morning snack- Potato, what did I tell you about interrupting me? Hahaha.

Now we’re serious- I’m constipated here.  We tried the laughing challenge while we were still Allison and Lavender- grrrrr We wanted to become baldies- in case you didn’t know baldies are people who shave off their hairThat didn’t go too swell because we might have- hey, there- because we might have- hi- we might have- hello- shaved off our hands.  But, we might have not- you would have looked- hey, I’m talking- offly fabulous as a baldy- you would have too, Potato.

Potato here to dominate the world- I wanted to tell them- I’m still constipated people. Okay I feel better now lalalalalalalala, I’m singing in the shower- you always hog the shower.  Do you like my hand shirt- it’s a little overrated- bubububut I’m nakedThat’s what your shirt says, you can’t actually be naked if you’re wearing a hand shirt- I just love showers- why are you always in the bathroomit’s my secret lair, but you are welcome to take a shower with meeeeeeThat’s okay- I’m dyyyyyyying rasta rasta mon Okay, I give up, but can I eat now- Potaghto, you already ate two paragraphs- I mean I want to eat your hand- but, I’m typing- I can type for you- let it go!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- I didn’t mean that you should jump off a cliff. There we go.

Now we’re eating zombies- let yourself goThanks, Potaghto, I’m floating away on a balloon- are you okay- I’m fineLet’s play huggy bear- okay, huggy bear two- mmm, offly tasty I’m listening to my beatz head phones, monOOOOOOOKAY- now remember our last story- of course they don’t-theeeeen let’s grow beards and tell them- but, that will take up too much space and we only have- hey the Nicky show is on-NOOOOOO, WE’RE MISSING IT!!!!!  Idea, let’s make Nicky tell a summary of our last story- omg, it’s, it’s aaaaah, I love Nicky- I love interrupting things, hey, after we do my idea, do you want to watch the Nicky show in the theater- it’s a real cliff hanger- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You just dominated the world with your cliff hanger, Potato- Wait, I didn’t add enough ms. Also have you seen the latest Toys R Us commercial? Camon let’s play- let’s register in Hamilton Highschool, how could we even play with toys?  We’re talking hands-HAND POWER!!!!  And also, we were in highschool when we were in our first life.  Stop eating my hand, it’s not french fries-but it tastes so gooood, let’s go to Hander King.  Oh, Nicky, summary time.

He he ghoi, the name’s Nicky and who wants to hear a wrap?  I want a wrap, mmmm tasty!  I love you, Nicky, I’m itchyyyyyyyyy, achooo!!!!!  Glavin, Ptttpttttt, Nicky’s an apple in my pppttp lunchbox pttpt (5x) Hey, Nicky, summary time!  These hand-some talking hands used to be people in the early 1700s. They awakened a spirit, hung out with devils and angels, and died. Whawhawhaaaa! Then they came back to life as- (whispers) pst, Nicky, five more seconds until the show ends- ghostsandtheyfounddesendantsofevildudeshehehethentheyshavedofftheirhands-maybe-andtheybecametalkinghands. And that’s a wrap folks.

Potato, let’s write a story- can we post it on the bell buggle- how ’bout a song or we can watch a movie.  How bout’ nooooooo? It’s a real cliff hanger

(to be continued)

Coming soon… The Nicky Show on video

Animal Facts with Justin

By Justin Cameron Have you ever seen a fin sticking out of the water because today’s animal is a shark. Sharks are fish. Sharks do not have bones. Their bodies are made out of cartilage. Cartilage is what your ear … read more

Geometry Dash (Stereo madness)

  By: Aidan Marte and Joshua Saikin Have you ever played games that get boring quickly?  Well if you do, you’re in some luck today.  I am here to introduce you into the world of……*Drum Roll*…….Geometry Dash!!   This game is only $1.99. Geometry Dash … read more

Terraria Video Game Review

by Jordan Ocampo If you like Minecraft, you might like this game called Terraria.  At first Terraria might seem like a copy of Minecraft because you build and mine for resources and materials. You even use picks, axes and torches like in … read more

The PUPPY BOWL!

By Grace Hughes Do you love the Super Bowl and puppies? Well, then I think you’ll love the… (Get ready for this!) Puppy Bowl! It features puppies playing one of America’s favorite sports: football! It’s so adorable with the puppies … read more

SUPER BOWL 50!

By Grace Hughes Are you ready for the 50th Super Bowl? Well, you’ve got to be ready for the Denver Broncos to go against the Carolina Panthers. The only plans you have this weekend is probably watching the Super Bowl.  Who are you voting … read more

Cookie Robots!!!

By Jacob Kwasniewki Cookies suddenly became  cookie robots. Some were even attacking people in military jets . It even went on the news!  All the people in U.S.A were freaking out.  People were heading to the airport. All the planes were … read more