By Potato and Potaghto (previously known as Lavender and Allison)
Red Text= Nicky speaking
Brown Text= Wrap speaking
Green Text= Potato speaking
Blue Text= Potaghto speaking
You are probably wondering how we became talking hands- mmmmm tasty- Potato not now because you didn’t know that we became talking hands in the first place because we never told you because we never ate you-makes sense to me. We were originally ghosts and now we are- hey, who’s that- we are- hey, I asked you a question- we are- hunky dorey- NOT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are now even funnier- hey, can I eat your hand for a mid- morning snack- Potato, what did I tell you about interrupting me? Hahaha.
Now we’re serious- I’m constipated here. We tried the laughing challenge while we were still Allison and Lavender- grrrrr. We wanted to become baldies- in case you didn’t know baldies are people who shave off their hair. That didn’t go too swell because we might have- hey, there- because we might have- hi- we might have- hello- shaved off our hands. But, we might have not- you would have looked- hey, I’m talking- offly fabulous as a baldy- you would have too, Potato.
Potato here to dominate the world- I wanted to tell them- I’m still constipated people. Okay I feel better now lalalalalalalala, I’m singing in the shower- you always hog the shower. Do you like my hand shirt- it’s a little overrated- bubububut I’m naked. That’s what your shirt says, you can’t actually be naked if you’re wearing a hand shirt- I just love showers- why are you always in the bathroom- it’s my secret lair, but you are welcome to take a shower with meeeeee. That’s okay- I’m dyyyyyyying rasta rasta mon. Okay, I give up, but can I eat now- Potaghto, you already ate two paragraphs- I mean I want to eat your hand- but, I’m typing- I can type for you- let it go! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- I didn’t mean that you should jump off a cliff. There we go.
Now we’re eating zombies- let yourself go. Thanks, Potaghto, I’m floating away on a balloon- are you okay- I’m fine. Let’s play huggy bear- okay, huggy bear two- mmm, offly tasty. I’m listening to my beatz head phones, mon – OOOOOOOKAY- now remember our last story- of course they don’t-theeeeen let’s grow beards and tell them- but, that will take up too much space and we only have- hey the Nicky show is on-NOOOOOO, WE’RE MISSING IT!!!!! Idea, let’s make Nicky tell a summary of our last story- omg, it’s, it’s aaaaah, I love Nicky- I love interrupting things, hey, after we do my idea, do you want to watch the Nicky show in the theater- it’s a real cliff hanger- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You just dominated the world with your cliff hanger, Potato- Wait, I didn’t add enough ms. Also have you seen the latest Toys R Us commercial? Camon let’s play- let’s register in Hamilton Highschool, how could we even play with toys? We’re talking hands-HAND POWER!!!! And also, we were in highschool when we were in our first life. Stop eating my hand, it’s not french fries-but it tastes so gooood, let’s go to Hander King. Oh, Nicky, summary time.
He he ghoi, the name’s Nicky and who wants to hear a wrap? I want a wrap, mmmm tasty! I love you, Nicky, I’m itchyyyyyyyyy, achooo!!!!! Glavin, Ptttpttttt, Nicky’s an apple in my pppttp lunchbox pttpt (5x) Hey, Nicky, summary time! These hand-some talking hands used to be people in the early 1700s. They awakened a spirit, hung out with devils and angels, and died. Whawhawhaaaa! Then they came back to life as- (whispers) pst, Nicky, five more seconds until the show ends- ghostsandtheyfounddesendantsofevildudeshehehethentheyshavedofftheirhands-maybe-andtheybecametalkinghands. And that’s a wrap folks.
Potato, let’s write a story- can we post it on the bell buggle- how ’bout a song or we can watch a movie. How bout’ nooooooo? It’s a real cliff hanger…
(to be continued)
Coming soon… The Nicky Show on video